Brian & Buffy: Ep -06- 12 Piece of Fear!

What up my bitches!?!


Nothin, B.


Yeah, nuttin'.


Ditto, on that, yo!


BUFFY! You're operational! WOOT!


Yep, good as new! But i have a strange urge to talk to you about how jesus died for your sins. and i'm having a craving for Fish Tacos!


...


... Uhhh... yeah, gross.


I dunno, fish tacos sound pretty good, 'bout now.


That's odd, the urge for fish tacos just left me!


Damn!


What?


Nothing. Just... Well... you're better off not knowing...


Whateveh, ya'll are weird! Weird Weird Sinners.


Well, i'm hungry now! I want KFC!


Hellz to the Yeahz. Two votes for KFC-izzy.


I'll go with ya'll to the KFCs


Uhhh... Well... Ummm... Count me out on that one you guys - maybe some other time.


Whateveh, you're going. We haven't been out in weeks! And i know you ain't doing a damn thing!


Yeah, but... That guy i dated a few weeks ago - he - well... he loves KFC, and he'll probably be there.


Ohhh, maybe will get to meet him! I hear he has a big cock!


It was a fuckin' rooster, okay. Damn.


Well, you're going anyways - we have buffy if he wants to get all fresh and shit. She'll kick his ass.


*SIGH* Ok.


Yay!


*AT KFC*


Wow... I never knew Sunnydale's KFC was so...


Colorful?


Uh, no... Flaming.


Oh, Pish-posh! It can't help if it's gay.


NO! I mean literally on fire. And is that Satan in the parking lot?


Oh, pay no attention to the Satan figure cackling in the parking lot.


OMG! It's Col Sanders!


It's an honor!


Oh my! Please get up, no need to bow to little ole me! What can i do for you fine folks this terrific evening!?


I'll have a 3 strips of your finest! Extra Crispy!


ME TOO!


I'm a robot!


Nothing for me. I'm just glad my date isn't here.


Excuse me?


Oh we went out once, kinda creeped me out


No, you don't want anything to eat? Why not?


Just don't


Here, it will be on the house. What do you want?


Thanks, but nothing for me.


Why not?


Nothing.. just... it makes me sick.


Uhh...


Yeah, after my date, i was on the Can for like 3 hours. WOOO! Elton John is talking about rocketman, wooo! me and the toilet was blasting off. 4, 3, 2, 1... Ignition - HOUSTON WE GOT AN ORIGNIAL RECIPE PROBLEM!


Well try our extra crispy.


Hahaha. I did, once. Blew that damn porcelain off that toilet. Had to call into work for two days straight.


Well give us another chance.


NO.


GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE, BITCH!


Willow, get away from the colonel.


I can't He has some sort of force-field.


I'm gunna Dip My Dick In 11 Herbs and Spices and Feed it to You!


But i'm a Lesbian!


11 HERBS AND SPICES!


Nooooooooooo! HELP ME BRIAN & BUFFY!


I can't! The force-field is too strong!


I can't either. Just eat the fuckin' chicken. Maybe a little cock will Straighen you out!


NO!


YOUR ABOUT TO TAKE MY DRUMSTICK - BALLS DEEP.


...


What-The-Fuck!?


BUCKETHEAD!


♫♪♫♪♫


What the fuck is he doing?


He's wailing on that Flying 'V'.


LOOK!


He's weakening Col Sanders


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!


Yes! Buckethead's heavy riffs are brainwashing col sanders!


♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫


I'm free!


Woooooo!


Buckethead, Willow, Brian, Jonathan! Let's get the fuck outta here!


Right-o!


WOW. That was close you guys! If it wasn't for buckethead... wait... where is buckethead?!


I dunno, he was right behind you...


Well... wherever you are, thanks, buckethead.


*SNIFF* Maybe i was to hard on him? He's the nicest guy i've been out with, and he seemed to really care about me.


He did save you, but he knows you’re a lesbian and maybe in another life he'll have a snooche.


Maybe. *SIGH*


Oh - my - god!


HAHAHAHAHA!


What?!


Look at col sanders!


*GASP* 11 Herbs and Spices Indeed!


Cluck Cluck Cluck.