Brian & Buffy: Eps. -01- Danny is Fab: Part II

Previously on Brian & Buffy:

Brian and Willow, outted a reluctant Jonathan, then Brian and Jonathan proceeded to kick willow to the curb and went off to do I a lil mouth fucking.

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*Later That Day: Behind the Gym*

What are you two faggots doing back here!

Uhhh... nothing.

Oh God! Toots, We need to work on your lies... I would have said something like we're practicing for a play or some shit like that... god your fucking stupid.

He's Right you know... Dumb motherfucker!

So What is going to happen...

He's going to leave us to our nice make out session.

He is???

I Am?

Yes. 'cause i know about rita; the alien love slave you have in your basement! And i've talked to her, and she told me how big of a fucking freak you are!Yea, i remember everything she said, like it was yesterday... because it was yesterday...

*Fades into a Flashback (which is denoted by the blueish box)*

Rita! He Dosn't love you. You need to get out of here. But! He tells me that he does, and it might be true. When was the last time he said it? When he made me dress up like Gozilla, and spank his ass with a spatcula... or he might have said he loved pancakes... but the point is that he does love me if he didn't why would he feed me when he actually remembers too? What does he feed you then? Flavord Lube; when i suck it off his... OK OK OK! I think i got it...

I guess that you hold all the cards then... You Faggots are a tricky bunch. And that lube cost a bundle, as much of it she goes through.

Yes, i hold all the cards... and you might be able to pick up some cheap lube online; you need to check that out.

Thanks... i guess y'all faggots aren't such a bad lot after all.

You Ain't so bad yourself... Tell Rita, i said hi.

Will Do.

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You Guys! I've been looking all over the fucking place for you two. So did y'all fuck yet?

AH! You know girls never kiss and tell!*Whispers* Girl I'll Tell Ya' All About It Later.

What are you saying?

Uhhh... Willow is telling me about a new Truck she is looking at.

Oh...

OMG!!! Rita Has Escaped, and is terrorizing the city. They ran out of Cherry Flaoverd Lube, her favoite.

We need Buffy!

I'm Here

*Barf*

*BARF*

*Boing*

WTF?

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Will we find the diabloical forces that have seemed to drain the city of it's Cherry Flavored Lube? Will We Find Out Why Willow Boinged? Will Buffy Put a damn shirt on? That and more will be answered next time, on Brian & Buffy.