Brian & Buffy: Eps. -01- Danny is Fab: Part III

Previously on Brian & Buffy:
After discovering Jonathan is gay, Brian and Jonathan when behind the gym to make out, but were soon discovered by principal Snyder. Always Quick witted, Brian difused the situation, but the calm was short lived. Rita, Synder's Alien Love Slave, started to run amok over the lack of cherry flavored lube...

We need Buffy!

I'm Here

*Barf*

*BARF*

*Boing*

WTF?

...

Your Not Willow!

Then Who is She?

Maybe it's Red Herring!

...

Shut up, stupid bitch.

It's Fred Phelps!

AND HE HAS THE LUBE!!!

Yes, I DO! Muhahahaha

What Did You Do With WILLOW!!!

The Dyke is burning in hell as we speak...

*GASP*
Oh, fuck no! Somebody hold my purse, this bitch is going down.

He has also taken control of buffy!

PHELPS IS NUMBER ONE

That isn't Buffy, either! it's a robot!

Buffy has always been a robot, dummy.
But no worries, i brought back up
Destroy him rangers!

Look at our costumes Phelps! We're just missing Orange, Then we could make a human gay pride flag... but this orange sunset will have to do
DIE!

Nooooooooooooo....

*BOOM*

I learned something today: The Shear Power of Gay Pride, is awe inspiring... i'm touched. *sniff*Brian and Jonathan, i'm going to let you out of school early... have fun you two, and fight the power!

I learned something too, that our society hinges on the little things... like love and compassion and even sometimes cherry flavored lube.

I learned something too....

No one gives a fuck!

Weeee Willow is back! Now fix buffy, and try not to clean her carpet this time.

Oh! Brian!