Brian & Buffy: Ep -04- : Original Recipe.

Hay fag, what's going down!?

Willow, you do know you're gay and referring to me and our people as fags does not help the cause?

Not anymore sodomite! I'm going straight.

Oh dear lord, this is going to be interesting.

Yes! I traded in my Truck and got a mid-sized sedan. I'm already half-way there! I also got rid of my Dog, and got a Cat!

Ok, what about penis - got one of those in ya' yet?

Maybe TONIGHT!

Serious...

Yes, i have a blind date tonight and i hear he's kinky and likes to fuck on the first date!

What's going on guys!?

Oh, well turns out that all three of us have something in common. We all like the dick and balls. I know i like them, and you seem to enjoy it, and now willow is claiming she does.

Do you even know how to operate one?

Jesus, it's not that hard!!

That's what she said! Zing!

Anyways, who is it?

I don't know - he just messaged me on POF.com saying that i would have to be blind to miss him!

My Bet: Elephant Man

Kim-jong Ill!?

Fuck you guys! Buffy! What type of guy you think would go for me?!

Brian Peppers

Who the fuck is that!?

Google it. He's kinda like a cross between Kim-jong Ill and the Elephant Man.

Fuck Ya'll guys - i'm outta here!

[THAT NIGHT AT THE FANCIEST KFC IN SUNNYDALE]

Waiter, I'm suppose to meet someone here

Name?

I dunno. All i know is that he goes by B. Head.

Ahhh, right this way.

...!

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So you're my date?

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I guess so. So been waiting long?

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So i guess they call you Buckethead... Heh... B. Head makes sense now.

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OMG! THERE'S A BEE!!! I'm ALLERGIC TO BEES!

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OMG! You saved me! By using that baby as a human shield against the bee! I'm in LOVE!

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YES! Let's go back to your place!!!

Willow: So this is home! Let's go in.

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Willow: uhhh, this is... mmm... nice! What's that!!!

[THE NEXT DAY]

... and one look at his very large cock, i knew i was making a big mistake.

Where's his house again?

MOTHERFUCKER! If you think for a second i won't pop you in the face, you're sadly mistaken.

... I don't know. I went back this morning and it was gone! Creepy.

Well i'm glad your back on the home team.

You mean HOMO Team... hahaha

That's wasn't even remotely funny, dyke.

Fag!

YAY! We're one big gay family again

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Oh you gays are so funny!!! and Sassy!

I can get my truck back -- But now i have to get rid of that cat and get me a dog again... meh, buffy want my pussy?!

HAHAHA, YOU ARE BACK!!!