Brian & Buffy: Ep -03- : Liquid Soap

Hay Brian!

Hay Buffy and Jonathan, nice to see that you're all fixed, buffy!

I'm new and improved!

AND WITH A SHIRT THIS TIME!

LOL

LOL

So What is up?

Nothing much, just found out my old cell mate is getting out of jail.

YOU WERE IN JAIL!!!

Yea!

OMG! What did you do!

Nothing... i was a secret agent for the government, and when i was found out, they disavowal any knowledge of me... So i was sent 'down the river'

OMG! Remind me to make out with you later, for your sacrifices for our country!

Okay!

Oh you faggots crack my synthetic ass up!

So what jail did you go to?

The Federal women’s prison in Alderson.

The One Martha Stewart Was At!!! Cool.

Women's Prison!?!

Of Course!

I Don't Get it?

Simple, it was my actions that got me put there...

???
What Did you Do, Exactly?

You know how they have Soap on a Rope?

Yea...

Well that was interfering with my fun... so i kept using liquid.

Uhhh?

Try picking up liquid soap off the floor and you'll understand.

:)
I Guess you didn't sacrifice THAT much for our country!

Ha!

Hay Guys! What'cha doing?

Nothing... just hearing about how Brian is a Criminal.

Oh... So Ted is out?

Yep, girlfriend!

Ted?!?

My Cell Mate.

How Does Willow Know About Him Before Us?

Oh i met willow in Prison.

Yea, i was visiting my GF, and i met him through her.

How Many Guys Were in The Woman's Prison!?!

Oh Girl, i was transferred to the Woman's Prison when me and ted was having too much fun!

Yea, they had to break them up, because they were literality joined at the hips.

OMG!!! You Gossip-Mouthed Slut!

GOSSIP?!? I seen it!

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You... uhhh, fucking peeping-tammy!

You Were doing it on the lunch tables!

Didn't mean that you had to come in that room!

Me and my GF was having lunch!

...
You don't know what you're talking about!

ANYWAYZ! Is he coming to sunnydale?

Yea, is the man stealing fucker coming to sunnydale!?!

Uhhh, i don't think he is... and that was before i met you... hell you just came out of the closet!

Jonathan is gay!?!?!?!?!

Yea, after not wanting to see my titties, me and brian kinda got the hint.

How about these Titties Jonathan?

*BARF*

Goddamn! What are you trying to do?

De-gayafication.

Oh My Lord! Where did you get a crazy idea like that!?

It was on the internet.

Girl, if i ever see you trying to sex up my man again, it's on!

Oh.

Look what you did you made him sick! Poor Jonathan, Did Buffy Titties Scare you?

Yes.

Just be glad that she kept her panties on.

Thank the Lord!

If she ever tries that shit again, tell me and i'll sissy slap the shit out of her.
BUFFY! List Your Prime-Directives.

Directive 1: Protect Humans At All Costs
Directive 2: Destroy Alien/Demons Who Hinder Directive 1
Directive 3: Make Sweet Love To Willow.
Directive 4: Convert All Queers To Heterosexuals

There you have it! There must have been a Timed Released Trojan installed when phelps was in control!

YEA! He's So Diabolical, he made Directive 3, so it would look like i did it!

There is only one way to fix her now!
A Gay Pride Parade in Sunnydale!


Weeeee... this is my first!

Want to hold up the signs i brought from my last gay rally?

Sure!


OMG! Ted is here.
Hay, Ted!

Whut!

OMG! Ted, what the hell happened to you?

I'm now a Gay Gansta.
I heard that you're crew defeated the Brady's...

Yea, we tore that ass up!

Well, did you know one escaped buffy's wrath?

Which one?

Cindy, my daughter!
Come'on out Cindy!

Hay Bitch! Thought you killed lil old me... prepare to battle rap!

I don't want to crush you at the gay pride Parade, plus we've all retired.

Scared Lil bitch, aren't you?

Your Going Down Bitch! You Go First!

Willow? More Like Will-ho. You can't flow like i flow. So why don't you sit back, take a zantax, before my lyrical styles give you a heart attack.

Good'en, but not good enough, i'm afraid.
Fuck wit me, and toe tags will be your accessory of choice; Because you will be slain by the greatness of my voice.

People they come - People They Die. On Y'alls Death Certificates; Cause? Suicide.

You are truly the best willow. I'm sorry, i came here to start trouble.

Don't worry about it. But remember next time, that the gay pride parade is about celebrating, not battle rapping. Why don't you stay and join in on the fun.

Even though, you killed my mother, my step-father, and my brothers and sisters i want to let you know that your an inspiration to all us rapping gals.

Thank you...

OMG! We forgot about buffy!

Buffy, Prime Directives!

Directive 1: Protect Humans At All Costs
Directive 2: Destroy Alien/Demons Who Hinder Directive 1
Directive 3: Make Sweet Love To Willow.
Directive 4: Love my queer friends

Word!

See, all buffy needed to escape phelp's evil ideology is have a good direct dose of what gay people are like...
Hay! Where did Brian and Jonathan run off to?


YOU GUYS!