Brian & Buffy: Ep -02- : Battle Rap

So Willow, have you de-programmed buffy?

Not yet, Fred Phleps, Did one heck of a job on her. But right now i'm taking a break, i've been watching 8-mile.

8-Mile?

Yea, it's about a white rapper.

It's really neat too!

We're thinking of starting our own possee. Wanna be a part of that?

You mean your starting a band?

FUCK NO! Bands are for pussies! We don't play instruments! We let the rhymes flow!

Ok! Jesus! Sorry, i guess i won't mind being a part of your "crew".

Ok, we're having practice tomorrow, be there!

[The Next Day]

Sup? We Practicing or what?

OMG! We just found out that Sunnydale is having a rap battle today, in 30 mins! We have to hurry if we are going to make it in time!

But we haven't even practice!

We'll watch the battle rap scenes in 8-mile in the car... come'on lets go so we can sign-up!

[In The Car They Watched the 8-mile battle rap scenes, as they pulled up proceeded to sign-up and now are waiting their turn.]

OMG! That is a huge crowd! I dont' think i can do this!

Believe in yourself Willow, and Believe in Us.

Yes, Willow Believe in us! We will never let you down.

You guys are the last, and your up next after this 'crew'. Good luck you guys.

Thanks, but we don't need luck.

[ANNOUNCER: Two More Bands To Go, Up Next, The Returning Champions: The BRADYS!]

OH SHIT! We're FUCKED! They are the best rappers around! I heard once they rapped someone to death! And they are no longer welcomed in Texas because of it.

I Heard that too!

Come'on guys! What would buffy do?

Kill Us? Since she has been hacked by Phelps.

No, I De-programmed her last night, all i have to do it put back on her skin covering...
But Buffy would hold her head up high and rip these motherfuckers a new one!

Yeah! That's the sprit!

[ANNOUNCER: Man That was a good rap! We should just give that shit to them, but we have to hear some other crap, comeon out losers!]

Man, Shut the fuck up with dat shit! and drop the needle on that shit!

[Music Starts]

The Brady's are nuttin but a bunch of trick ass bitches

Their Rhymes are so Stale, They made Tu Pac Shit his briches
I heard greg is a fag...

True Dat, i seen him in my prono mag.

Marsha isn't no straight either

I know, First hand experence: She just ate my beaver.

[RHMYES KEEP FLOWING, WHILE THE BRADY's ARE IN A STATE OF UTTER SHOCK]

Mike and Carol need to invest in Some contraceptives

Carol, the bitch, is so blew out, no wonder her husband hit it and left it.

WORD!

[ANNOUNCER: OH FUCK! Dat was harsh! Looks like we got a new winner this year!]

OH FUCK NO!
Prepare to die, fuckers!

OMG! The Bradys! They are attacking us!

WE NEED BUFFY!

I Just Sent out the Signal, After she completely boots she will be here!

How long till she is here?

She already is!
TAKE THEM OUT BUFFY!

You're FUCKED!

...

*BOOM*

OWNED!

OH! SNAP!

Here you go guys... you deserve this.


Thanks, but it's not about the trophy, the fame, the respect, or the money...
I'm just fucking with you! it's about all those things
Now give me my damn throphy!

Oh! WILLOW!

[EVERYONE LAUGHS IN UNISON]