Fortune Cookie Wisdom I

Children's Laughter, Too
Beautiful to here, Soon will be a
chance to have them very near.

I think my fortune cookie is confused, i'm gay. There is no child in my near future, unless someone steals my semen. And please let the person stealing my semen be the fat hobbit off the lord of the rings, if it comes down to that.

And Koge, i'm going to stop playing that "In Bed" game with my fortune cookies; that's just wrong.